This Spoils of Babylon thing on IFC in January looks intriguing.
SO MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF BEAN SOUPS, DUDE. VEGETARIAN OPTIONS ARE OUT THERE. SORRY I AM YELLING.
Oh for sure, but we’re already pretty adept at soups.
I want some of that marinate-all-day-fall-off-the-bone meat, know what I’m saying?
Anonymous asked: Do you have any heroes?
I used to, but it’s so easy to be disappointed by heroes. You put someone on a pedestal and they’re bound to fall, right?
I try to judge people by their actions, so I like to look up to people who have done more good than bad in their life (as though being a 51% good person is deserving of some sort of award…but since most people are terrible we have to grade on a curve), but I don’t see anyone as some infallible hero-type.
I’d go with her too actually. Plus, I’d love to see if the line “Is that your toner in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” actually works with her.
I think the line “that’s my dick!” is when she turned the corner for me.
I feel like all the men I am friends with, and also dating in M’s case, like Anna Kendrick. Clearly I should be using this as some kind of litmus test.
It’s a pretty good rubrick IMO.
Anonymous asked: Who is your free celebrity fuck if the opportunity ever presents itself?
Hmm…I’m usually pretty good at this but nothing is coming to mind.
Although I’ll throw Anna Kendrick out there, she’s pretty great in everything I’ve seen her in. Could just be that K has made me watch Pitch Perfect a million times so she’s in my head.
ETA: If I think of anyone super obvious I’ll update this. I’m sure K will be like, “duh, you really like blablabla,” tonight and I’ll smack my forehead.